‘Come on, missus, you know you want to.’

 

 

‘Erm, no I don’t. And get your filthy paws off me.’

 

 

 

‘Would a slap on the arse make you feel differently… thought not. Worth a try though.’

 

‘There’s only so much rejection a bloke can take – I’m off.’

 

 

‘He’s gone? Oh… I didn’t mean it, honest. Wait for me.’